Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper

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Further proof that 99 percent of all soft news articles are just otterly ridiculous. - Matty Malaprop

It's a girl!

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By Brooke_m (Picture by: Brooke M.)
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... And Then What?

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I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop

I Think They Just Like Getting Plowed

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Don't let them tell you otherwise; every ditch in the world just lives to suck... shocks. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. - Matty Malaprop